Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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