I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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