i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
last night I used snow as a chaser
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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