like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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