its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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