Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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