I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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