Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The struggles of a small town man whore
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Your penis caused this!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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