Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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