a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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