Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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