wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i came on her dog
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
