Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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