I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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