The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
