Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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