party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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