it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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