I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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