garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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