you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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