That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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