I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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