stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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