ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
