This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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