yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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