After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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