ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
where am i from again
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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