im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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