Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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