either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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