glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize