The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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