Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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