problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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