Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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