she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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