he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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