Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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