You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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