how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
