I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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