I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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