So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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