There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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