Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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