And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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