Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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