Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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