break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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