I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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