Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
...so i touched it.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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