Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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