then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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