maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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