you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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