i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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